Explaining CHOGM

I am a man who gives back to the community. I share with them whatever I know and they don't. It is the reason they educated me in the first place.
Today I will give them a clear picture of what CHOGM really is:

Chaw gum is a type of chewing gum, made somewhere in Munyonyo, here in our country. It is the replacement brand for Orbit, which is so had to come by these days. Later in th year, the queen of England will be here to launch this product. Notable guests will be Sir Alex Ferguson and Rio ferdinand. They are fervent consumers of chewing gum.

Shot on location: A man's underwoos

Guys, have you ever met a pretty female buddy, and as you strike kaboozi things go haywire in the underwear? Munange for me I have. All of a sudden, little willy below my belt throws a tantrum. He stiffens and points out, threatening the shred my boxer. It shouldn't be him, my trusted servant, protesting my happy moment with an angel.
But I am far smarter than him. I have devised a plan to let such glitches go unnoticed by the other half of the dialogue:

1. Stand cross legged (Innovative aren't I)
2. Pull out your phone pretend to press the buttons, but a meter ahead
3. If pretty chick begs you for a push, never be a fool to accept. Let her go and stand still, till the engine cools. Then go on to admit, you have been shot on location!

New kid on the blog

yyes! the sexiest, most charming, girl-trapping character is now on the blog. forget the horse manure you have been seeing. This is the most ball-istic (pun intended) thing ever to grace your cornea.
Please visit regularly you will have fun always; I promise!