Shot on location: A man's underwoos

Guys, have you ever met a pretty female buddy, and as you strike kaboozi things go haywire in the underwear? Munange for me I have. All of a sudden, little willy below my belt throws a tantrum. He stiffens and points out, threatening the shred my boxer. It shouldn't be him, my trusted servant, protesting my happy moment with an angel.
But I am far smarter than him. I have devised a plan to let such glitches go unnoticed by the other half of the dialogue:

1. Stand cross legged (Innovative aren't I)
2. Pull out your phone pretend to press the buttons, but a meter ahead
3. If pretty chick begs you for a push, never be a fool to accept. Let her go and stand still, till the engine cools. Then go on to admit, you have been shot on location!