Explaining CHOGM

I am a man who gives back to the community. I share with them whatever I know and they don't. It is the reason they educated me in the first place.
Today I will give them a clear picture of what CHOGM really is:

Chaw gum is a type of chewing gum, made somewhere in Munyonyo, here in our country. It is the replacement brand for Orbit, which is so had to come by these days. Later in th year, the queen of England will be here to launch this product. Notable guests will be Sir Alex Ferguson and Rio ferdinand. They are fervent consumers of chewing gum.